
“I mean, we did kind of steal Texas from the Mexicans.”
“I’ve never been so hung over in my life.”
“No thanks, I’ve raised enough money.”
“We’ve sort of got an open-relationship thing going.”
“9/11 was an inside job.”
“Patriarchy.”
“I’m just not sure I believe in God.”
“Yeah, Big Pharma pretty much wrote that bill for me.”
“You shoulda seen the size of the dump I just took.”
“I don’t really follow sports.”
“The military budget is big enough already.”
“You’re making me so wet.”
“Have you read much Marx?”
“Gee, I guess Israel is an apartheid state.”
“I’m bi.”
“We’ve probably killed more civilians than the terrorists have.”
“That’s a dumb question.”
“Are you on Foursquare?”
“Oui, je parle francais.”
“Third wife’s a charm!”
“Fuck the troops.”
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